Canterbury 
 
 

   The one eyed Capital of the world 
   The one-eyed Cantabrian. 
   Sports person of the couch, 
   Master tinny opener, at that he is no slouch, 
   His encyclopaedic memory of everything red and black, 
   Is only superseded by his champion all blacks. 
   On personal terms with the best, 
   Fergie, Tane, and the rest, 
   Never known to pay for a ticket 
   Has a high opinion of the canterbury wicket. 
   Has played them all, beaten most, 
   Champion of the board, when the surf hits the coast. 
   Climbed mount Cook, didn't get puffed, 
   When the rest of the party were all pretty stuffed. 

   Drinks "our beer" does our champion, 
   Good with the ladies, a great companion, 
   Dinner for two at the piecart,
   'our beer' brings forth a bloody good fart, 
   Always welcome at most of the parties, 
   Doesn't mind sharing his Smarties. 

   Our one-eyed cantabrian, friend of the umpire, 
   Has played one day cricket all over the empire, 
   Did the 'Boks' and the 'Lions', they were easy, 
   ran rings round the 'eyetie' David Campese. 
   Never played hockey, a sissy game, 
   running around with a stick in your hand 
   Can get you a funny name. 
   Ran the 'City to Surf', Christchurch marathon too, 
   Even had time to stop at the 'Swamp' for a jar or two. 
   The Kaikoura races, and a feed of cray, 
   And a couple of jugs makes a bloody good day. 
   As we said at the start, our man is no slouch, 
   He just has trouble getting his bum off the couch.

 
 
 
 

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The Nexus Collection
Tongue in Cheek

A Child of God

A 'Coaster'

A Day in the Square

Canterbury

Little Old Man

Little Old Man (2): His Wife

Man of the Land

Poetic Widow
UFO Rap



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